I had been on two dates with a guy. Turns out, they had never been dates at all.
Stormzy, Rihanna and Mick Jagger.
All regulars at this West London members club.
So riddle me this- why does Laylow’s exterior look like an abandoned pub? 🤨
MY FIRST TIME
I had dinner.
Burrata and fries… because I’m not made of money.
The waiter was fit and when we asked:
“Is the bar upstairs?”
This was my first time at Boiler Room.
If it wasn’t clear enough I asked the person who invited me:
“Where is this Boiler Room event then?”
“At Boiler Room Studios?”
Pull up to Masons yard.
Hop out Uber.
On your right you pass The White Cube and think
Cor, London really does have it all, doesn’t it?
Carry on straight for 1.5 minutes and reach your destination.